Personalized Science Liberal Conspiracy Joke Toddler T-Shirt. Get a laugh with this hilarious science quote for a science teacher or anyone who believes in facts! A toddler-soft cotton tee in look-at-me, big kid colors. 4.5 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton. White is sewn with 100% cotton thread. Topstitched rib crew neck. Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping.