Personalized Funny Ketchup Or Mustard Tote Bag. Funny Ketchup or Mustard Joke Tote Bag - White says Ketchup or Mustard? That is the Question! Great gift for just about anyone. Art c. Ne' Metzger. Light Weight 6oz 100% Cotton Tote Bag. 14.5"W x 15.5"H, handles are 20" in length.